Poem about my first week on EU as a Monrian Born

[MadJack]

Please note this is meant to be a fun poem and not meant to offend anyone. I may not have all the facts right as I am only a week old. If your not mentioned I probably have not met you yet. And please note I ahve used a fair bit of poetic licence.

Virtual Entropia Universe © Chris Andrews


There once was a universe called Entropia
For gamers it was a kind of utopia
Near Planet Calypso was a moon called Monria
With a great Community spirit and plenty to Cheer

Eugenio Anhithe Wilde owns the Monria Moon
And DarkmoonEnigma is his favourite goon
DmE controls the forum and the chat
And helps put the Monria moon on the map

The Knights of Entropia help you travel in space
Monia Fleet Manager the pilot is the spaceship ace
For the Monrian Born it’s free to travel
There is champagne on board so feel free to unravel


Generous Arcyon de Elandhill gives the Monrian born starter kits
There’s a couple of guns and a few other bits
Monria has its own radio show
And in Entropia it’s the place to go


On Monria moon Love Craft Academy is where the freshmen hang out
It’s a great hard working society with no lay abouts
The society is free to join
There is no need to be paying large coin


Mentors Okamisama and Eesti have all the knowledge
They must have gone to the Monria College
The Academy includes Hunter, Overlording, Julio and MadJack
And this is just a few and that’s a fact


They teach hunting, mining and craft
And to dance, play and have a laugh
Join the Love Craft Academy now
The chicks are so hot you will go wow

 

[WangXiang]

full moon
the bewitching hiss
of cultists

 

[Kendra]

Mad Jack you're a poet
and I know that you know it
and I'm really diggn that rhyme

but you faltered to mention
the great shopping dimension
maybe throw me a line the next time ;)

 

[New York Rose]

Ohhh That is good..You could almost sing it as a jingle or song too!

:dancing

 

[Eric Shade Avenged]

MadJack, it appears you're enjoying your stay
nothing pleases me more, it really makes my day
The moon is dangerous, take my word and beware
Regardless your strength, Cthulhu doesn't play fair

If you look past the evil, in light you may find
our community is top notch and prepared for a grind
Nothing can stop us, for as long as we're paired
friendship trumps evil in times of despair

Take my word, for I am not one to lie
this moon holds too many secrets for just one guy
Play safe on your journey to Monria's hall of fame
For I am just the messenger, never to be blamed.

 

[MadJack]

Thanks

 

[MadJack]

As my first week poem went down well I thought I'd write one about my second week. Don't worry I don't intend to write a poem a week on entropia.

Virtual Entropia Universe week 2 © Chris Andrews


MadJack bought a Condo in his second Week
It has a balcony, a sea view and looks rather neat
I still stay on Monria to do the daily craft
But on the Caly Auction have put some bids down on an aircraft


I have been to Calypso twice now
The first time I got lost I don’t know how
I died to the level 26 Muscle Champions six times
Before being saved by Anastasia then I was fine


I have been on the Yamato repairing ride
And I’ve hunted shoggoths for animal hide
I got a ride back from Calypso with a Kinkie crew
Didn’t know when the ride had ended because I was new


Love Craft Academy’s Julio and Okamisama pilot me around
I have never been hit by pirates my pilots are very sound.
The shops in Monria seem cheaper than Caly
I’ve got my eye on a panther so I’m keeping a tally


With Eesti I have done 48% of my discipleship
She’s cool, kind, clever and very hip
And I now have 5,000 skill points
I have been to many teleports and got their waypoints


For the Love Craft Academy I have recruited a new member
And we’re going to do lots of team hunts in May and not December
In June we go on a trip to Next Island, Toulan and Cyrene
Don’t miss out join now we are pleasant and not mean

 

[Kendra]

lovely Mad Jack Keep em coming

 

[toecutter]

What Kendra said! Great stuff!